I've configured .Text to live in the root of http://www.casadehambone.com. Unfortuantely, the httpHandler used by .Text tries to intercept all requests for ASP.NET content and interferes with any other ASP.NET application that might live beneath the root (as in, all of them.) I've tried mucking around with the httpHandler and httpModule configuration to no avail. Time to reach out to the discussion board.