Well, truthfully they really don’t. However, tonight my wife bought a new Eddie Bauer diaper bag. It’s pretty nice, actually.
When I arrived home – amidst playing with the kids, putting away my bags and generally settling in (you know, those 5 minutes when you walk through the door and everything hits you at once?) – my wife tells me she bought a new diaper bag. “Oh, great honey,” I replied. [Note: I only read the first chapter of “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.” In it, I learned women don’t want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen.] I assumed this would be the end of it. She bought a bag. I acknowledged it. Time to move on? Nope.
I’m informed a few short minutes later that I expressed indifference to the diaper bag. Okay, I’m sorry – I should respect and pay homage to the diaper bag. All hail the new diaper bag – it is, after all, a nice diaper bag. Turns out the root cause here is that this is the first diaper bag that she picked out. The first one we had was a kick ass Kelty Kid’s backpack/diaper bag that I picked out at Galyans. The second one was the standard blue and yellow diaper bag that the hospital gives you with your new arrival. So, neither were “personalized” for her – this one was. She found it. She liked it. She bought it. It’s hers.